from the heart...
...or the groin
- oral sex
- small penis anxiety
- forcing unrequieted lust, you might pull a spiritual muscle.
- Three months engaged and seeing his ex girlfriend - exeng.
- This 16 year old is in a Mutha of a doozy - and a grandmutha too.
- Lookin' for love - he sets his eyes to wandering, after making a home in a heart.
- Abiding by engagement in the face of horny, horny, horny?
- To love and lose? - a virgin wonders whether she should have sex with an outbound beau.
- Something Hairy - guy wonders what to do about hairy backed girlfriend
- Posted Prurience Page - a woman sent a guy a copy of my prurience page and he wondered what that meant and what to do.
From: sha tsa
last week a girl mailed me your prurience page. What should I do?Sha -
Well, that could mean one of two things. Either you make her think prurient thoughts, or she wants you to go beat off on the web.I want to find out what happens!
I suggest you probe her interest. Don't beat around the bush, dive right in and ask her some penetrating questions!
Date: Mon, 28 Nov 1994 21:32:32 +0700
From: sha tsa
Justin,I am grateful for your concern. Now your sympathy is in order. I have learned what to expect from the kind of girl who sends prurience pages around. Avoid them, I tell you, avoid them!ShaWow - sounds ominous. Any details you feel comfortable sharing? I want to know what kind of message she was trying to send!Justin
Date: Tue, 29 Nov 1994 19:58:54 +0700
From: sha tsa
Justin,you are a dangerous man. Perhaps I'll sue you for damaging my otherwise spotless reputation. On the other hand, you do good work. perhaps I'll hire you instead. Keep dangerous people close, they say.Sha
Your response was well crafted, and its force was not lost on the lady.
But to tell the story simply, there was a slow escalation of e-raunch which finally culminated in some awkwardness about the work place. I am sure that this is increasingly common these days. xhost + peekaboo and all that. On the other hand, there is such a thing as a tease. Shall we examine tease, tickle, tantilize? Mostly sharpening of claws. I don't think there was any *message*, as such.
Nevertheless, your advice, word play aside, is correct. Probe, penetrate, raise the stakes, mount an offensive, toss off inhibition. Seek the kitten in the girl, the man in the woman, the busy, powerful, devouring mind of a woman in her prime. Wounded, bleeding, blue, you never had more fun.
Now I will take this opportunity to thank you for other services. After registering MY domain name, my ambition knows no bounds, and though it isn't "all thanks to you", or anything like that, still your work is appreciated. I note, however, that there is no UFO section? Or did I miss it?